{"id":1494,"date":"2009-04-17T07:36:17","date_gmt":"2009-04-17T10:36:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.cepa.blog.br\/?p=1494"},"modified":"2009-04-17T07:36:17","modified_gmt":"2009-04-17T10:36:17","slug":"senhas-piadex","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.marceloempessoa.com.br\/?p=1494","title":{"rendered":"Senhas &#8211; Piadex"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ouvi hoje esta piada.<\/p>\n<p>\u00c9 t\u00e3o boba mas quase me matou de rir !<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-1497 alignleft\" title=\"img-45-117895-normal\" src=\"http:\/\/www2.cepa.blog.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/img-45-117895-normal.jpg\" alt=\"img-45-117895-normal\" width=\"180\" height=\"176\" \/>O soldado na porta do quartel em Lisboa aponta o rifle para o outro soldado que vinha em dire\u00e7\u00e3o ao port\u00e3o e grita:<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; ALTO ! VC SABE A SENHA PARA ENTRAR ?!<\/p>\n<p>O outro para, olha seriamente nos olhos dele e responde:<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; SEI !<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; ENT\u00c3O PODE ENTRAR !<\/p>\n<p>By Gustavo Brum !<\/p>\n<div class='watch-action'><div class='watch-position align-left'><div class='action-like'><a class='lbg-style2 like-1494 jlk' href='javascript:void(0)' data-task='like' data-post_id='1494' data-nonce='53cf5754b0' rel='nofollow'><img class='wti-pixel' src='https:\/\/www.marceloempessoa.com.br\/wp-content\/plugins\/wti-like-post\/images\/pixel.gif' title='Like' \/><span class='lc-1494 lc'>0<\/span><\/a><\/div><div class='action-unlike'><a class='unlbg-style2 unlike-1494 jlk' href='javascript:void(0)' data-task='unlike' data-post_id='1494' data-nonce='53cf5754b0' rel='nofollow'><img class='wti-pixel' src='https:\/\/www.marceloempessoa.com.br\/wp-content\/plugins\/wti-like-post\/images\/pixel.gif' title='Unlike' \/><span class='unlc-1494 unlc'>0<\/span><\/a><\/div> <\/div> <div class='status-1494 status align-left'><\/div><\/div><div class='wti-clear'><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ouvi hoje esta piada. \u00c9 t\u00e3o boba mas quase me matou de rir ! O soldado na porta do quartel em Lisboa aponta o rifle para o outro soldado que vinha em dire\u00e7\u00e3o ao port\u00e3o e grita: &#8211; ALTO ! &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.marceloempessoa.com.br\/?p=1494\">Continue lendo <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[30],"tags":[370,405],"class_list":["post-1494","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-piada","tag-portugueses","tag-senha"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":false,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.marceloempessoa.com.br\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1494","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.marceloempessoa.com.br\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.marceloempessoa.com.br\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.marceloempessoa.com.br\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.marceloempessoa.com.br\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1494"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.marceloempessoa.com.br\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1494\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.marceloempessoa.com.br\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1494"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.marceloempessoa.com.br\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1494"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.marceloempessoa.com.br\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1494"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}