{"id":1564,"date":"2009-05-01T06:13:39","date_gmt":"2009-05-01T09:13:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.cepa.blog.br\/?p=1564"},"modified":"2009-05-01T06:13:39","modified_gmt":"2009-05-01T09:13:39","slug":"o-coala-a-lagartixa-e-o-baseado","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.marceloempessoa.com.br\/?p=1564","title":{"rendered":"O Coala, a lagartixa e o Baseado&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"text-align: center;\">Um \u00a0coala estava sentado numa seringueira, curtindo um baseado&#8230;.. ..<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-thumbnail wp-image-1567\" title=\"coala\" src=\"http:\/\/www2.cepa.blog.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/coala-150x126.jpg\" alt=\"coala\" width=\"150\" height=\"126\" \/><\/p>\n<p>O coala disse: &#8216;Queimando um . Sobe a\u00ea&#8217;.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">A lagartixa subiu na seringueira e sentou-se ao lado do coala, curtindo alguns baseados.<br \/>\nAp\u00f3s algum tempo, a lagartixa disse: P\u00f4 cara,minha boca t\u00e1 seca,vou tomar \u00e1gua no rio&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">A lagartixa meio desorientada, se inclinou muito e caiu no rio.<br \/>\nUm jacar\u00e9 a viu cair e nadou at\u00e9 ela, ajudando-a a subir na margem.\n<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-thumbnail wp-image-1569 aligncenter\" title=\"jaca\" src=\"http:\/\/www2.cepa.blog.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/jaca-150x100.jpg\" alt=\"jaca\" width=\"150\" height=\"100\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Depois ele perguntou: Qual \u00e9 a sua, lagartixa? O que aconteceu? Quer morrer?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">A lagartixa explicou que ela estava curtindo um baseado com o coala numa seringueira,<br \/>\nficou zuadinha e caiu no rio enquanto tomava \u00e1gua.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">O jacar\u00e9, querendo verificar esta est\u00f3ria, entrou na floresta e,<br \/>\nencontrou o coala sentado num galho, chapad\u00e3o.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">O jacar\u00e9 olhou para cima e disse:<br \/>\n&#8216;Ei! Voc\u00ea a\u00ed em cima!&#8217;\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"text-align: center;\">O coala olhou para baixo e disse:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-thumbnail wp-image-1570\" title=\"coala2\" src=\"http:\/\/www2.cepa.blog.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/coala2-150x98.jpg\" alt=\"coala2\" width=\"150\" height=\"98\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">&#8216;PUTA-QUE-PARIU, lagartixa, tu bebeu \u00e1gua p\u00e1 carai v\u00e9\u00e9\u00e9i!<\/p>\n<p>&lt;&#8211;&gt;<\/p>\n<div class='watch-action'><div class='watch-position align-left'><div class='action-like'><a class='lbg-style2 like-1564 jlk' href='javascript:void(0)' data-task='like' data-post_id='1564' data-nonce='53cf5754b0' rel='nofollow'><img class='wti-pixel' src='https:\/\/www.marceloempessoa.com.br\/wp-content\/plugins\/wti-like-post\/images\/pixel.gif' title='Like' \/><span class='lc-1564 lc'>0<\/span><\/a><\/div><div class='action-unlike'><a class='unlbg-style2 unlike-1564 jlk' href='javascript:void(0)' data-task='unlike' data-post_id='1564' data-nonce='53cf5754b0' rel='nofollow'><img class='wti-pixel' src='https:\/\/www.marceloempessoa.com.br\/wp-content\/plugins\/wti-like-post\/images\/pixel.gif' title='Unlike' \/><span class='unlc-1564 unlc'>0<\/span><\/a><\/div> <\/div> <div class='status-1564 status align-left'><\/div><\/div><div class='wti-clear'><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Um \u00a0coala estava sentado numa seringueira, curtindo um baseado&#8230;.. .. O coala disse: &#8216;Queimando um . Sobe a\u00ea&#8217;. A lagartixa subiu na seringueira e sentou-se ao lado do coala, curtindo alguns baseados. 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