{"id":1716,"date":"2009-05-22T06:38:38","date_gmt":"2009-05-22T09:38:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.cepa.blog.br\/?p=1716"},"modified":"2009-05-22T06:38:38","modified_gmt":"2009-05-22T09:38:38","slug":"mineiro-nao-e-bobo-nada","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.marceloempessoa.com.br\/?p=1716","title":{"rendered":"Mineiro n\u00e3o \u00e9 bobo nada&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-1720\" title=\"mineirim\" src=\"http:\/\/www2.cepa.blog.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/mineirim.jpg\" alt=\"mineirim\" width=\"103\" height=\"195\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.marceloempessoa.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/mineirim.jpg 173w, https:\/\/www.marceloempessoa.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/mineirim-159x300.jpg 159w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 103px) 100vw, 103px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Mineirim, miudinho, todo t\u00edmido embarca no \u00f4nibus de BH para Resplendor.<br \/>\nSeu colega de poltrona, um neg\u00e3o de 1,80 m de\u00a0altura, com cara de poucos amigos.<br \/>\nO neg\u00e3o no maior ronco e mineirim todo enjoado com as curvas da estrada.<br \/>\nA certa altura o mineirim n\u00e3o ag\u00fcenta e vomita todo o jantar no peito do neg\u00e3o.<br \/>\nO mineirim no maior desespero e o neg\u00e3o ainda roncando.<br \/>\nChegando em Valadares e neg\u00e3o acorda, passa a m\u00e3o no peito todo melecado e gosmento.<br \/>\nOlha indignado e confuso pro mineirim, que imediatamente bate a m\u00e3o no seu ombro e pergunta:<br \/>\n&#8211; C\u00ea Mior\u00f4?<\/p>\n<div class='watch-action'><div class='watch-position align-left'><div class='action-like'><a class='lbg-style2 like-1716 jlk' href='javascript:void(0)' data-task='like' data-post_id='1716' data-nonce='53cf5754b0' rel='nofollow'><img class='wti-pixel' src='https:\/\/www.marceloempessoa.com.br\/wp-content\/plugins\/wti-like-post\/images\/pixel.gif' title='Like' \/><span class='lc-1716 lc'>0<\/span><\/a><\/div><div class='action-unlike'><a class='unlbg-style2 unlike-1716 jlk' href='javascript:void(0)' data-task='unlike' data-post_id='1716' data-nonce='53cf5754b0' rel='nofollow'><img class='wti-pixel' src='https:\/\/www.marceloempessoa.com.br\/wp-content\/plugins\/wti-like-post\/images\/pixel.gif' title='Unlike' \/><span class='unlc-1716 unlc'>0<\/span><\/a><\/div> <\/div> <div class='status-1716 status align-left'><\/div><\/div><div class='wti-clear'><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Mineirim, miudinho, todo t\u00edmido embarca no \u00f4nibus de BH para Resplendor. Seu colega de poltrona, um neg\u00e3o de 1,80 m de\u00a0altura, com cara de poucos amigos. O neg\u00e3o no maior ronco e mineirim todo enjoado com as curvas da estrada. &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.marceloempessoa.com.br\/?p=1716\">Continue lendo <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[30],"tags":[314],"class_list":["post-1716","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-piada","tag-mineiro-inteligente"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":false,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.marceloempessoa.com.br\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1716","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.marceloempessoa.com.br\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.marceloempessoa.com.br\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.marceloempessoa.com.br\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.marceloempessoa.com.br\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1716"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.marceloempessoa.com.br\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1716\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.marceloempessoa.com.br\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1716"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.marceloempessoa.com.br\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1716"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.marceloempessoa.com.br\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1716"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}