{"id":22,"date":"2004-12-09T11:41:00","date_gmt":"2004-12-09T11:41:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cepa.wordpress.com\/2004\/12\/09\/poesia-caipira-by-keke\/"},"modified":"2004-12-09T11:41:00","modified_gmt":"2004-12-09T11:41:00","slug":"poesia-caipira-by-keke","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.marceloempessoa.com.br\/?p=22","title":{"rendered":"Poesia Caipira (By Keke)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>V\u00f4 cont\u00e1 como \u00e9 triste, v\u00ea a ve\u00edce cheg\u00e1,<\/p>\n<p>v\u00ea os cab\u00ealo ca\u00edno, v\u00ea as vista encurt\u00e1.<\/p>\n<p>V\u00ea as perna trumbicano, com prigui\u00e7a de and\u00e1.<\/p>\n<p>V\u00ea &#8220;aquilo&#8221; esmoreceno, sem for\u00e7a pr\u00e1 levant\u00e1.<\/p>\n<p>As carne v\u00e3o sumino, vai parec\u00eano as v\u00eaia.<\/p>\n<p>As vista diminu\u00edno e cresceno a sombranc\u00eaia.<\/p>\n<p>As oi\u00e7a v\u00e3o encurtano, v\u00e3o aumentano as or\u00eaia.<\/p>\n<p>Os \u00f4vo dipindurano e diminu\u00edno a p\u00eaia.<\/p>\n<p>A ve\u00edce \u00e9 uma doen\u00e7a que d\u00e1 em todo crist\u00e3o:<\/p>\n<p>d\u00f3i os bra\u00e7o, d\u00f3i as perna, d\u00f3i os dedo, d\u00f3i a m\u00e3o.<\/p>\n<p>D\u00f3i o figo e a barriga, d\u00f3i o rim, d\u00f3i o pulm\u00e3o.<\/p>\n<p>D\u00f3i o fim do espinha\u00e7o, d\u00f3i a corda do cunh\u00e3o.<\/p>\n<p>Quando a gente fica v\u00e9io, tudo no mundo acontece:<\/p>\n<p>vai passano pelas rua e as menina se oferece.<\/p>\n<p>A gente \u00f3ia tudo, benza Deus e agradece,<\/p>\n<p>correno ligeiro pr\u00e1 casa, procurano o INSS.<\/p>\n<p>No tempo que eu era mo\u00e7o, o sol pr\u00e1 mim briava<\/p>\n<p>Eu tinha mil namorada, tudo de b\u00e3o me sobrava.<\/p>\n<p>As menina mais bonita, da cidade eu bolinava<\/p>\n<p>Eu fazia todo dia, chega o bichim desbotava.<\/p>\n<p>Mas tudo isso pass\u00f4, faz tempo fic\u00f4 pr\u00e1 tr\u00e1is<\/p>\n<p>as coisa que eu fazia, hoje num s\u00f4 capaiz.<\/p>\n<p>O tempo me rob\u00f4 tudo, de uma maneira sagaiz.<\/p>\n<p>Pr\u00e1 fal\u00e1 mesmo a verdade, nem trep\u00e1 eu trepo mais.<\/p>\n<p>Quando chega os setenta, tudo no mundo embara\u00e7a.<\/p>\n<p>Pega a mui\u00e9, vai pra cama, aparpa, beija e abra\u00e7a,<\/p>\n<p>por\u00e9m s\u00f3 faz duas coisa: sorta peido e acha gra\u00e7a .<\/p>\n<p>By Keke<\/p>\n<div class='watch-action'><div class='watch-position align-left'><div class='action-like'><a class='lbg-style2 like-22 jlk' href='javascript:void(0)' data-task='like' data-post_id='22' data-nonce='39802d6180' rel='nofollow'><img class='wti-pixel' src='https:\/\/www.marceloempessoa.com.br\/wp-content\/plugins\/wti-like-post\/images\/pixel.gif' title='Like' \/><span class='lc-22 lc'>0<\/span><\/a><\/div><div class='action-unlike'><a class='unlbg-style2 unlike-22 jlk' href='javascript:void(0)' data-task='unlike' data-post_id='22' data-nonce='39802d6180' rel='nofollow'><img class='wti-pixel' src='https:\/\/www.marceloempessoa.com.br\/wp-content\/plugins\/wti-like-post\/images\/pixel.gif' title='Unlike' \/><span class='unlc-22 unlc'>0<\/span><\/a><\/div> <\/div> <div class='status-22 status align-left'><\/div><\/div><div class='wti-clear'><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>V\u00f4 cont\u00e1 como \u00e9 triste, v\u00ea a ve\u00edce cheg\u00e1, v\u00ea os cab\u00ealo ca\u00edno, v\u00ea as vista encurt\u00e1. 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