{"id":231,"date":"2007-07-27T11:39:55","date_gmt":"2007-07-27T14:39:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cepa.wordpress.com\/2007\/07\/27\/piadinha-para-encerrar-a-semana-brava\/"},"modified":"2007-07-27T11:39:55","modified_gmt":"2007-07-27T14:39:55","slug":"piadinha-para-encerrar-a-semana-brava","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.marceloempessoa.com.br\/?p=231","title":{"rendered":"Piadinha para encerrar a semana brava&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-size:12pt;font-family:'Times New Roman','serif';\">Dois amigos num bar, depois de alguns copos:<\/p>\n<p>* Se por exemplo, eu papasse a tua mulher, continuar\u00edamos amigos?<br \/>\n* N\u00e3o!<br \/>\n* Bem, mas ficar\u00edamos companheiros, n\u00e3o?<br \/>\n* N\u00e3o!<br \/>\n* Hum&#8230;! Ficar\u00edamos inimigos?<br \/>\n* N\u00e3o!<br \/>\n* Ai, cacete!&#8230;Ent\u00e3o deixar\u00edamos de nos falar, \u00e9 assim ?<br \/>\n* N\u00e3o!<br \/>\n* Ai, merda! Ent\u00e3o ficar\u00edamos como?<br \/>\n* QUITES!!!! FICAR\u00cdAMOS QUITES!!!<\/span><\/p>\n<p>-=-=-=-=<\/p>\n<p>Bom fim de semana a todos !<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size:12pt;font-family:'Times New Roman','serif';\"><\/span><\/p>\n<div class='watch-action'><div class='watch-position align-left'><div class='action-like'><a class='lbg-style2 like-231 jlk' href='javascript:void(0)' data-task='like' data-post_id='231' data-nonce='39802d6180' rel='nofollow'><img class='wti-pixel' src='https:\/\/www.marceloempessoa.com.br\/wp-content\/plugins\/wti-like-post\/images\/pixel.gif' title='Like' \/><span class='lc-231 lc'>0<\/span><\/a><\/div><div class='action-unlike'><a class='unlbg-style2 unlike-231 jlk' href='javascript:void(0)' data-task='unlike' data-post_id='231' data-nonce='39802d6180' rel='nofollow'><img class='wti-pixel' src='https:\/\/www.marceloempessoa.com.br\/wp-content\/plugins\/wti-like-post\/images\/pixel.gif' title='Unlike' \/><span class='unlc-231 unlc'>0<\/span><\/a><\/div> <\/div> <div class='status-231 status align-left'><\/div><\/div><div class='wti-clear'><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dois amigos num bar, depois de alguns copos: * Se por exemplo, eu papasse a tua mulher, continuar\u00edamos amigos? * N\u00e3o! * Bem, mas ficar\u00edamos companheiros, n\u00e3o? * N\u00e3o! * Hum&#8230;! Ficar\u00edamos inimigos? * N\u00e3o! * Ai, cacete!&#8230;Ent\u00e3o deixar\u00edamos de &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.marceloempessoa.com.br\/?p=231\">Continue lendo <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[30],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-231","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-piada"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":false,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.marceloempessoa.com.br\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/231","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.marceloempessoa.com.br\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.marceloempessoa.com.br\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.marceloempessoa.com.br\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.marceloempessoa.com.br\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=231"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.marceloempessoa.com.br\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/231\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.marceloempessoa.com.br\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=231"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.marceloempessoa.com.br\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=231"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.marceloempessoa.com.br\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=231"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}