{"id":246,"date":"2007-08-21T10:42:57","date_gmt":"2007-08-21T13:42:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cepa.wordpress.com\/2007\/08\/21\/onomastica\/"},"modified":"2007-08-21T10:42:57","modified_gmt":"2007-08-21T13:42:57","slug":"onomastica","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.marceloempessoa.com.br\/?p=246","title":{"rendered":"Onom\u00e1stica"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-family:'Tahoma','sans-serif';\"><\/span><strong><span style=\"font-family:'Tahoma','sans-serif';\"><\/span><\/strong><span style=\"font-family:'Tahoma','sans-serif';\">Bons tempos, aqueles, em que<span>\u00a0 <\/span>Pel\u00e9 se chamava Edson,<span>\u00a0 <\/span>Tost\u00e3o era Eduardo e Rivelino era Roberto Rivellino. Hoje, a onom\u00e1stica \u00e9 quase t\u00e3o complicada como a inform\u00e1tica: Iarley, Sidny, Wescley, Maicossuel, Alecsandro, Maicom &amp; Cia. Ltda. brilham nos gramados para desespero dos que s\u00e3o obrigados a escrever seus nomes.<\/span><span style=\"font-family:'Tahoma','sans-serif';\"><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family:'Tahoma','sans-serif';\">Da\u00ed a oportunidade de transcrever parte da lista que circula na internet, atribu\u00edda ao m\u00e9dico Maur\u00edcio Garcia. Entre par\u00eanteses temos a presum\u00edvel inspira\u00e7\u00e3o dos pais: Valdisnei (Walt Disney), Usnavi (U.S.Navy), Maiquel G\u00e9qui\u00e7om, Urinoldo Alequissandro, Tospericagerja (Tost\u00e3o, Pel\u00e9, Rivelino, Carlos Alberto, Gerson, Jairzinho), Jean Claude Van Dame da Silva, Errip\u00f3rter, Darkson Stick Nick da Silva, Harlei David Son, Letisgo (Let\u2019s go), Heman Eduardo (he-man), Pir (Pierre), Ellen Geo\u00e1ite (Ellen G. White), Eneaotil (n\u00e3o), Romixinaide (Romy Schneider), Madeinusa (Made in USA), Mikarraquinem (Mika Hakkinen), Michel\u00e2ngelo, Leidi Dai, Jo\u00e3o Len\u00e3o, Justdoit (da Nike?), Aga Esterna (H. Stern), Delicia Cremosa, Inri (Iesus Nazarenus Rex Iudaeorum), Uiliam Bone (e F\u00e1tima Bernardes), Myqueimausi (Mickey Mouse), Miqueti\u00e7on (Mike Tyson), Patrick Itamb\u00e9 da Silva (Patrick Tambay), os irm\u00e3os Villejack Jeans e Cachemire Bouquet, Hotidogson, Milquesheiqueson, Brucili Benedito da Silva (Bruce Lee), Abias Corpus da Silva (\u201chabeas corpus ad subjiciendum\u201d, que tenhas o teu corpo para submet\u00ea-lo [\u00e0 corte de Justi\u00e7a]). <\/span><\/p>\n<p>-=-=-=-=-<br \/>\nEduardo de Almeida Reis &#8211; Coluna Tiro Livre &#8211; 21\/08\/07<\/p>\n<div class='watch-action'><div class='watch-position align-left'><div class='action-like'><a class='lbg-style2 like-246 jlk' href='javascript:void(0)' data-task='like' data-post_id='246' data-nonce='f3358a63b0' rel='nofollow'><img class='wti-pixel' src='https:\/\/www.marceloempessoa.com.br\/wp-content\/plugins\/wti-like-post\/images\/pixel.gif' title='Like' \/><span class='lc-246 lc'>0<\/span><\/a><\/div><div class='action-unlike'><a class='unlbg-style2 unlike-246 jlk' href='javascript:void(0)' data-task='unlike' data-post_id='246' data-nonce='f3358a63b0' rel='nofollow'><img class='wti-pixel' src='https:\/\/www.marceloempessoa.com.br\/wp-content\/plugins\/wti-like-post\/images\/pixel.gif' title='Unlike' \/><span class='unlc-246 unlc'>0<\/span><\/a><\/div> <\/div> <div class='status-246 status align-left'><\/div><\/div><div class='wti-clear'><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Bons tempos, aqueles, em que\u00a0 Pel\u00e9 se chamava Edson,\u00a0 Tost\u00e3o era Eduardo e Rivelino era Roberto Rivellino. Hoje, a onom\u00e1stica \u00e9 quase t\u00e3o complicada como a inform\u00e1tica: Iarley, Sidny, Wescley, Maicossuel, Alecsandro, Maicom &amp; Cia. 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