{"id":2522,"date":"2010-01-29T08:58:58","date_gmt":"2010-01-29T11:58:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.cepa.blog.br\/?p=2522"},"modified":"2010-01-29T08:58:58","modified_gmt":"2010-01-29T11:58:58","slug":"piadex-de-findi-a-secretaria-loira","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.marceloempessoa.com.br\/?p=2522","title":{"rendered":"Piadex de Findi&#8230; A secret\u00e1ria Loira !"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A secret\u00e1ria LOIRA escreve o seguinte recado para seu chefe:<\/p>\n<table border=\"0\" cellpadding=\"0\" width=\"100%\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td width=\"100%\" valign=\"top\">\n<table border=\"0\" cellpadding=\"0\" width=\"100%\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td width=\"100%\" valign=\"top\">\n<table border=\"0\" cellpadding=\"0\" width=\"100%\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td width=\"100%\" valign=\"top\">\n<blockquote>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"color: #ff6600;\">Dr. Jorge       Tadeu,<br \/>\nComo o Senhor n\u00e3o especificou se queria c\u00f3pia colorida, fiz em Preto e       Branco mesmo, certo?<br \/>\nBom final de semana.<br \/>\nVeja a foto pra ver se era isto mesmo que o Sr. me pediu&#8230;..<\/span><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><a rel=\"attachment wp-att-2523\" href=\"http:\/\/www.cepa.blog.br\/?attachment_id=2523\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2523\" title=\"loira\" src=\"http:\/\/www2.cepa.blog.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/01\/loira.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"480\" height=\"639\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.marceloempessoa.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/01\/loira.jpg 480w, https:\/\/www.marceloempessoa.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/01\/loira-225x300.jpg 225w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 480px) 100vw, 480px\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<div class='watch-action'><div class='watch-position align-left'><div class='action-like'><a class='lbg-style2 like-2522 jlk' href='javascript:void(0)' data-task='like' data-post_id='2522' data-nonce='53cf5754b0' rel='nofollow'><img class='wti-pixel' src='https:\/\/www.marceloempessoa.com.br\/wp-content\/plugins\/wti-like-post\/images\/pixel.gif' title='Like' \/><span class='lc-2522 lc'>0<\/span><\/a><\/div><div class='action-unlike'><a class='unlbg-style2 unlike-2522 jlk' href='javascript:void(0)' data-task='unlike' data-post_id='2522' data-nonce='53cf5754b0' rel='nofollow'><img class='wti-pixel' src='https:\/\/www.marceloempessoa.com.br\/wp-content\/plugins\/wti-like-post\/images\/pixel.gif' title='Unlike' \/><span class='unlc-2522 unlc'>0<\/span><\/a><\/div> <\/div> <div class='status-2522 status align-left'><\/div><\/div><div class='wti-clear'><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A secret\u00e1ria LOIRA escreve o seguinte recado para seu chefe: Dr. Jorge Tadeu, Como o Senhor n\u00e3o especificou se queria c\u00f3pia colorida, fiz em Preto e Branco mesmo, certo? 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