{"id":253,"date":"2007-08-30T12:03:16","date_gmt":"2007-08-30T15:03:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cepa.wordpress.com\/2007\/08\/30\/piadex-in-english-que-nois-e-jeca-mas-e-joia\/"},"modified":"2007-08-30T12:03:16","modified_gmt":"2007-08-30T15:03:16","slug":"piadex-in-english-que-nois-e-jeca-mas-e-joia","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.marceloempessoa.com.br\/?p=253","title":{"rendered":"Piadex in English porque nois \u00e9 jeca mas nois \u00e9 joia…"},"content":{"rendered":"

The Brothel<\/span><\/p>\n

The madam opened the brothel door and saw a rather dignified, well-dressed, good-looking man in his late forties or early fifties.<\/p>\n

“May I help you?” she asked.<\/p>\n

“I want to see Valerie,” the man replied.<\/p>\n

“Sir, Valerie is one of our most expensive ladies. Perhaps you would prefer someone else,” suggested the madam.<\/p>\n

“No. I must see Valerie,” he replied.<\/p>\n

Just then, Valerie appeared and announced to the man that she charged $5,000 a visit. Without hesitation, the man pulled out five thousand dollars and gave them to Valerie. They went upstairs. After an hour, the man calmly left.<\/p>\n

The next night, the same man appeared again, once more demanding to see Valerie. Valerie explained that no one had ever come back two nights in a row – – too expensive — and there were no discounts. The price was still $5,000.<\/p>\n

Again the man pulled out the money, gave it to Valerie, and they went upstairs. After an hour, he left.<\/p>\n

The following night the man was there yet again. Everyone was astounded that he had come for a third consecutive night, but he paid Valerie and they went upstairs.<\/p>\n

After their session, Valerie questioned the man. “No one has ever been with me three nights in a row. Where are you from?” she asked.<\/p>\n

The man replied, “South Carolina.”<\/p>\n

“Really!” she said. “I have family in South Carolina.”<\/span><\/p>\n

“I know,” the man said. “Your father died, and I am your sister’s attorney. She asked me to deliver your $15,000 inheritance.”<\/span><\/p>\n

The moral of the story is that three things in life are certain:
\n1. Death
\n2. Taxes
\n3. Being screwed by a lawyer<\/p>\n

—
\nBy Argermiro Jr !<\/p>\n

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