{"id":2674,"date":"2010-04-09T05:31:32","date_gmt":"2010-04-09T08:31:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.cepa.blog.br\/?p=2674"},"modified":"2010-04-09T05:31:32","modified_gmt":"2010-04-09T08:31:32","slug":"lei-da-telefonia","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.marceloempessoa.com.br\/?p=2674","title":{"rendered":"LEI DA TELEFONIA"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li><strong>Quando te ligam: se voc\u00ea tem caneta, n\u00e3o tem papel. Se      tiver papel, n\u00e3o tem caneta. Se tiver ambos, ningu\u00e9m liga.<\/strong><strong> <\/strong><\/li>\n<li><strong>Quando voc\u00ea liga para n\u00fameros errados de telefone, eles      nunca est\u00e3o ocupados.<\/strong><strong> <\/strong><\/li>\n<li><strong>Par\u00e1grafo \u00fanico: Todo corpo mergulhado numa banheira ou      debaixo do chuveiro faz tocar o telefone.<\/strong><strong> <\/strong><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<div class='watch-action'><div class='watch-position align-left'><div class='action-like'><a class='lbg-style2 like-2674 jlk' href='javascript:void(0)' data-task='like' data-post_id='2674' data-nonce='53cf5754b0' rel='nofollow'><img class='wti-pixel' src='https:\/\/www.marceloempessoa.com.br\/wp-content\/plugins\/wti-like-post\/images\/pixel.gif' title='Like' \/><span class='lc-2674 lc'>0<\/span><\/a><\/div><div class='action-unlike'><a class='unlbg-style2 unlike-2674 jlk' href='javascript:void(0)' data-task='unlike' data-post_id='2674' data-nonce='53cf5754b0' rel='nofollow'><img class='wti-pixel' src='https:\/\/www.marceloempessoa.com.br\/wp-content\/plugins\/wti-like-post\/images\/pixel.gif' title='Unlike' \/><span class='unlc-2674 unlc'>0<\/span><\/a><\/div> <\/div> <div class='status-2674 status align-left'><\/div><\/div><div class='wti-clear'><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Quando te ligam: se voc\u00ea tem caneta, n\u00e3o tem papel. Se tiver papel, n\u00e3o tem caneta. Se tiver ambos, ningu\u00e9m liga. Quando voc\u00ea liga para n\u00fameros errados de telefone, eles nunca est\u00e3o ocupados. Par\u00e1grafo \u00fanico: Todo corpo mergulhado numa banheira &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.marceloempessoa.com.br\/?p=2674\">Continue lendo <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[38],"tags":[279],"class_list":["post-2674","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uai-eu-hein","tag-leis"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":false,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.marceloempessoa.com.br\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2674","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.marceloempessoa.com.br\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.marceloempessoa.com.br\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.marceloempessoa.com.br\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.marceloempessoa.com.br\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2674"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.marceloempessoa.com.br\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2674\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.marceloempessoa.com.br\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2674"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.marceloempessoa.com.br\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2674"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.marceloempessoa.com.br\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2674"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}