{"id":457,"date":"2008-07-04T10:31:01","date_gmt":"2008-07-04T13:31:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cepa.wordpress.com\/?p=506"},"modified":"2008-07-04T10:31:01","modified_gmt":"2008-07-04T13:31:01","slug":"piadex-a-loira-e-o-marido","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.marceloempessoa.com.br\/?p=457","title":{"rendered":"Piadex &#8211; A Loira e o Marido !"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"MsoNormal\">O mais engra\u00e7ado \u00e9 que quem me mandou foi uma loira ! \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">-=-=-=-=-=-<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span style=\"font-size:13.5pt;\">O marido ao chegar a casa diz \u00e0 mulher:<br \/>\n&#8211; Querida hoje vou <\/span><strong><span style=\"font-size:24pt;\">amar-te<\/span><\/strong><span style=\"font-size:13.5pt;\">&#8230; <\/span><span style=\"font-size:10pt;\"> <\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span style=\"font-size:13.5pt;\"><br \/>\nResponde a mulher loira:<br \/>\n&#8211; Por mim, v<\/span><strong><span style=\"font-size:10pt;\">oc\u00ea<\/span><\/strong><strong><span style=\"font-size:10pt;\"> <\/span><\/strong><span style=\"font-size:13.5pt;\">pode\u00a0ir at\u00e9 para <\/span><strong><span style=\"font-size:24pt;\">J\u00fapiter<\/span><\/strong><span style=\"font-size:13.5pt;\">, desde que me deixe dormir.<\/span><\/p>\n<div class='watch-action'><div class='watch-position align-left'><div class='action-like'><a class='lbg-style2 like-457 jlk' href='javascript:void(0)' data-task='like' data-post_id='457' data-nonce='39802d6180' rel='nofollow'><img class='wti-pixel' src='https:\/\/www.marceloempessoa.com.br\/wp-content\/plugins\/wti-like-post\/images\/pixel.gif' title='Like' \/><span class='lc-457 lc'>0<\/span><\/a><\/div><div class='action-unlike'><a class='unlbg-style2 unlike-457 jlk' href='javascript:void(0)' data-task='unlike' data-post_id='457' data-nonce='39802d6180' rel='nofollow'><img class='wti-pixel' src='https:\/\/www.marceloempessoa.com.br\/wp-content\/plugins\/wti-like-post\/images\/pixel.gif' title='Unlike' \/><span class='unlc-457 unlc'>0<\/span><\/a><\/div> <\/div> <div class='status-457 status align-left'><\/div><\/div><div class='wti-clear'><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>O mais engra\u00e7ado \u00e9 que quem me mandou foi uma loira ! \ud83d\ude42 -=-=-=-=-=- O marido ao chegar a casa diz \u00e0 mulher: &#8211; Querida hoje vou amar-te&#8230; Responde a mulher loira: &#8211; Por mim, voc\u00ea pode\u00a0ir at\u00e9 para J\u00fapiter, &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.marceloempessoa.com.br\/?p=457\">Continue lendo <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[30],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-457","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-piada"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":false,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.marceloempessoa.com.br\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/457","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.marceloempessoa.com.br\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.marceloempessoa.com.br\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.marceloempessoa.com.br\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.marceloempessoa.com.br\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=457"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.marceloempessoa.com.br\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/457\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.marceloempessoa.com.br\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=457"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.marceloempessoa.com.br\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=457"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.marceloempessoa.com.br\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=457"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}